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Man Named Jed

admin — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 06:02:32 +0000

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance.

Well, lemme’ tell ya story
’bout a man named Jed
Born a motherfucker
with a rubber on his head

Then one day
When he was shootin’
at some “Jews” (or “spooks”)
Out from the barn comes Elly May nude
Nude that is, no clothes on

Next thing ya know
Old Jed’s sittin’ there
Suckin’ on her tits
and pullin’ on her hair

Down goes the zipper
and out comes the worm
Out from the worm
Cums a bubblin’ sperm
Sperm that is, wet dream

~Buffalo Grove, IL

Dirty old Army cadences

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:18:58 +0000

Learned these from a retired Army dude.

See that girl up on the hill?
She won’t do it, but her sister will.

See that girl all dressed in black?
She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back.

See that girl all dressed in pink?
She done made my finger stink.

She that girl all dressed in yella?
I hate to tell ya’, but she’s really a fella.

SOUND OFF…

-Rod Brock

Twink! John’s a fairy!

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:00:53 +0000

(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”)
Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more
He thinks he’ll never get married
He stays at home and plays with himself
Twink! John’s a fairy!

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa This one I learned in 10th grade, around 1977

Shake it

admin — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:00:19 +0000

We’re going to Chicago
We’re going to the fair
to see a naked lady
with flowers in her hair.
So, shake it baby shake it,
shake if it you can,
shake it to make milkshake
and drink it from a man
-Milena, Ontario

Land of Oz

admin — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:00:24 +0000

In the land of oz
where the women wear no bras
and the guys don’t care
because they don’t wear underwear
-Milena, Ontario

Rip Rip Rip your Pants

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:00:12 +0000

Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied

Rip, rip, rip your pants
gently down the seam,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
hear the ladies scream

-Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA

Firecracker

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:48:11 +0000

Firecracker
Firecracker
T N T
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
(or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.)

-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois