(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”)
Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more
He thinks he’ll never get married
He stays at home and plays with himself
Twink! John’s a fairy!
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa This one I learned [...]
We’re going to Chicago
We’re going to the fair
to see a naked lady
with flowers in her hair.
So, shake it baby shake it,
shake if it you can,
shake it to make milkshake
and drink it from a man
-Milena, Ontario
In the land of oz
where the women wear no bras
and the guys don’t care
because they don’t wear underwear
-Milena, Ontario
Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied
Rip, rip, rip your pants
gently down the seam,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
hear the ladies scream
-Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA
Firecracker
Firecracker
T N T
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
(or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.)
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
