Learned these from a retired Army dude.
See that girl up on the hill?
She won’t do it, but her sister will.
See that girl all dressed in black?
She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back.
See that girl all dressed in pink?
She done made my finger stink.
She that girl all dressed in yella?
I hate to tell ya’, but [...]
(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”)
Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more
He thinks he’ll never get married
He stays at home and plays with himself
Twink! John’s a fairy!
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa This one I learned [...]
We’re going to Chicago
We’re going to the fair
to see a naked lady
with flowers in her hair.
So, shake it baby shake it,
shake if it you can,
shake it to make milkshake
and drink it from a man
-Milena, Ontario
In the land of oz
where the women wear no bras
and the guys don’t care
because they don’t wear underwear
-Milena, Ontario
Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied
Rip, rip, rip your pants
gently down the seam,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
hear the ladies scream
-Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA
Firecracker
Firecracker
T N T
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
(or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.)
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
