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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by admin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Dirty old Army cadences

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by admin

Learned these from a retired Army dude. See that girl up on the hill? She won’t do it, but her sister will. See that girl all dressed in black? She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back. See that girl all dressed in pink? She done made my finger stink. She that girl all dressed […]

Twink! John’s a fairy!

Posted on January 26th, 2010 by admin

(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”) Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more He thinks he’ll never get married He stays at home and plays with himself Twink! John’s a fairy! -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, […]

Shake it

Posted on January 3rd, 2010 by admin

We’re going to Chicago We’re going to the fair to see a naked lady with flowers in her hair. So, shake it baby shake it, shake if it you can, shake it to make milkshake and drink it from a man -Milena, Ontario

Land of Oz

Posted on January 2nd, 2010 by admin

In the land of oz where the women wear no bras and the guys don’t care because they don’t wear underwear -Milena, Ontario

Rip Rip Rip your Pants

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by admin

Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied Rip, rip, rip your pants gently down the seam, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily hear the ladies scream -Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA

Firecracker

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Firecracker Firecracker T N T Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. (or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.) -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

 
 
 

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