On Top Of Old Smoky again

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by admin

On top of old Smoky
All covered with sand
I shot my true love
with a red rubber band
I shot her with care
I shot her with pride
Who could have missed her,
She was forty feet wide
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
While the others threw flowers
I through hand grenades.
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in [...]

Tags: death, fat, flowers, grenades, parody, violence

Dandilion game

Posted on January 18th, 2010 by admin

And then there was this silly thing we used to do when we were kids: You take a dandelion and hold it in your hand with your thumb “cocked” underneath the flower head. Then you say, “MOMMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF!” popping the flowerhead up in the air with your thumb [...]

Tags: babies, dead baby jokes, flowers