Milk Milk Lemonade » fire http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Various Rhymes http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/02/02/various-rhymes/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/02/02/various-rhymes/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:07:33 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=342 I hate you
You hate me
Let’s team up and kill Barney
With a 45 and a shot right to his head
We’re so glad that Barney’s dead

Deck the halls with gasoline
Light a match and watch it gleam
Watch your school burn down to ashes
Ain’t you glad you played with matches

I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas and burnt off my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man

Suffocation mass asphyxiation
Suffocation that’s the game we play
Put a bag over your head
Tie it up, now you’re dead
Ohhh

Be all that you can be
Get a messed up life and an ugly wife
In the army

Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY middle school early 90s

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We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa fourth or fifth grade, 1973 or 1974

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Firecracker
T N T
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
(or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.)

-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

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Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Light a match and watch in gleam!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Watch the school-house burn to ashes,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Aren’t you glad you play with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
-B. Punzlif, Florida

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