Milk Milk Lemonade » fire http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Dirty children's schoolyard rhymes and jokes Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:00:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Burning of the School http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/24/burning-of-the-school/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/24/burning-of-the-school/#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:00:13 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=252 Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa fourth or fifth grade, 1973 or 1974

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Firecracker
T N T
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
(or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.)

-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

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Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Light a match and watch in gleam!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Watch the school-house burn to ashes,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Aren’t you glad you play with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
-B. Punzlif, Florida

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