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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we’re marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the […]

Firecracker

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Firecracker Firecracker T N T Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. (or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.) -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

Deck The Halls

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Deck the halls with kerosene! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Light a match and watch in gleam! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Watch the school-house burn to ashes, Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Aren’t you glad you play with matches? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! -B. Punzlif, Florida

 
 
 

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