Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on
Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.
-Trent Eades, These [...]

Tags: fire, gun, parody, school, teacher, torture, violence

Firecracker

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Firecracker
Firecracker
T N T
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
(or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.)
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

Tags: boys, candy, fire, girls, mars, penis

Deck The Halls

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Deck the halls with kerosene!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Light a match and watch in gleam!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Watch the school-house burn to ashes,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Aren’t you glad you play with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
-B. Punzlif, Florida

Tags: christmas, fire, parody, school, vandalism