Milk Milk Lemonade » fat http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 On Top Of Old Smoky again http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/25/on-top-of-old-smoky-again/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/25/on-top-of-old-smoky-again/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:58 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=254 On top of old Smoky
All covered with sand
I shot my true love
with a red rubber band
I shot her with care
I shot her with pride
Who could have missed her,
She was forty feet wide
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
While the others threw flowers
I through hand grenades.

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa third of fourth grade, 1973 or 1974

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couldn’t get through the bathroom door,
so he did it on the floor,
licked it up and did it some more!

Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

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You better comb your hair,
Or people come along
And strip you bare.

Have a beer,
Or kiss my rear!
Hey Smokey the Bear
You better comb your hair,
Or put on a hat,
Cause you look so fat…

And chubby,
And chubby,
And chu-u-u-ubby!
-Andy Faust

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