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Jingle Bells, Batman!

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, And the Joker got away! -B. Punzlif, Florida

Tags: batman, christmas, farts, joker, parody, robin, superheroes

Gene, Gene

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Gene, Gene, made a machine Joe, Joe, made it go Art, Art, cut a fart And blew the whole damn thing apart -Scott, Texas Circa 1981

Tags: farts

Whoever denied it…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Who ever denied it, supplied it. -Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), NY

Tags: farts

Smelt it, dealt it

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Whoever smelt it dealt it -Django, US

Tags: farts

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