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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Mister Brown

Posted on October 17th, 2013 by admin

Mr. Brown came to town riding on a load of hay Mrs. Martin came a fartin’ and blew the hay all away Heard from my cousin Heather, 1987, Williamsport, Maryland -Dave

Old Wisdom

Posted on January 27th, 2012 by admin

A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire. Submitted by Johnny

Musical Fruit

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So let’s have beans for every meal. Spokane, Washington back in the 70’s, Leann, Washington:

Yo Mama

Posted on January 21st, 2010 by admin

Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs on her titties She got bacon and eggs between her legs Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty I took her to a party She turned around and farted I asked her why she did it She turned around and shitted -Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI Circa My mom taught […]

The Old Grey Mare

Posted on January 17th, 2010 by admin

Ohhhhhhh…the old grey mare she [fart sound] on the wiffle-tree [fart sound] on the wiffle-tree, [fart sound] on the wiffle tree The old grey mare she [fart sound] on the whiffle tree Many long years ago. (”Wiffle Tree” is a name for the part of the wagon that you hook the horses up to) -Anon, […]

Farts

Posted on January 5th, 2010 by admin

Excuse me for that burp, it wasn’t very smart, but if it’d come out the other end it would have been a fart -Milena, Ontario

Meatball titties

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin

Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Poor Pistol Paul Pete

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin

Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol […]

Diarrhea song on youtube

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin

Animated version of Diarrhea.

Supersonic Fart

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

I was drivin down the highway, Highway 84, ’til Harold let a big one and blew me out the door. The wheels couldn’t take it, The engine fell apart, All because of Harold’s supersonic fart! -Wormy, Florida

 
 
 

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