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Marijuana, Marijuana

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD, LSD
Doctors make it
Teachers take it
Why can’t we?
Why can’t we?
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa second or third grade, around 1971 or 1972

Jack and Jill

Posted on January 20th, 2010 by admin

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son.
-Jason, Canada

Drug song

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Frere Jaques
ELECTION 1988
Marijuana, Marijuana,
LSD, LSD,
Betty Crocker makes it
Mike Dukakis takes it
Why don’t we?
Why don’t we?
-M. Whited, Texas
Circa 1988

 
 
 

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