I had a little dog his name was Jack.
He shit all over the railroad track.
The train came by the shit flew high
and hit the conductor right in the eye.
I had a little monkey I sent him to the country
fed him on a loaf of gingerbread.
Ziffo! Zafffo! kicked him in the asshole
now my monkeys dead.
PGA Crete, [...]
This alternates between two people:
You: I 1 dogshit
Kid: I 2 dogshit
You: I 3 dogshit
Kid: I 4 dogshit
You: I 5 dogshit
Kid: I 6 dogshit
You: I 7 dogshit
Kid: I ate dogshit.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
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there [...]
