Milk Milk Lemonade » doctors http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Marijuana, Marijuana http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/marijuana-marijuana/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/marijuana-marijuana/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:00:27 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=250 Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD, LSD
Doctors make it
Teachers take it
Why can’t we?
Why can’t we?
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa second or third grade, around 1971 or 1972

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/marijuana-marijuana/feed/ 1 Broken dick http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/12/broken-dick/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/12/broken-dick/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:00:36 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=228 Walkin down the halls
scratchin my balls
my dick got caught in the elevator walls
my sister screamed
my dick turned green
that was the end of my little ding a ling
I called the doctor, the doctor said
sorry son but your dick is dead
-Mike, Idaho

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/12/broken-dick/feed/ 0 The cow Kicked Fred http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/09/the-cow-kicked-fred/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/09/the-cow-kicked-fred/#comments Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:00:10 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=222 The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn,
But the doctor said it would do no harm,
So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn!
(Next verse same as the first, only a little bit louder and a little bit worse!)
-Jason
Circa Edmonton, Alberta

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went up stairs to kiss a fella
made a mistake and kissed a snake.
How many doctors did it take??

-Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

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