Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD, LSD
Doctors make it
Teachers take it
Why can’t we?
Why can’t we?
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa second or third grade, around 1971 or 1972
Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD, LSD
Doctors make it
Teachers take it
Why can’t we?
Why can’t we?
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa second or third grade, around 1971 or 1972
Walkin down the halls
scratchin my balls
my dick got caught in the elevator walls
my sister screamed
my dick turned green
that was the end of my little ding a ling
I called the doctor, the doctor said
sorry son but your dick is dead
-Mike, Idaho
The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn,
But the doctor said it would do no harm,
So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn!
(Next verse same as the first, only a little bit louder and a little bit worse!)
-Jason
Circa Edmonton, Alberta
Cinderella dressed in yellow
went up stairs to kiss a fella
made a mistake and kissed a snake.
How many doctors did it take??
-Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA