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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Marijuana, Marijuana

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Marijuana, Marijuana LSD, LSD Doctors make it Teachers take it Why can’t we? Why can’t we? -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa second or third grade, around 1971 or 1972

Broken dick

Posted on January 12th, 2010 by admin

Walkin down the halls scratchin my balls my dick got caught in the elevator walls my sister screamed my dick turned green that was the end of my little ding a ling I called the doctor, the doctor said sorry son but your dick is dead -Mike, Idaho

The cow Kicked Fred

Posted on January 9th, 2010 by admin

The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn, But the doctor said it would do no harm, So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn! (Next verse same as the first, only a little bit louder and a little bit worse!) -Jason Circa Edmonton, Alberta

Cinderella Jump Rope Rhyme

Posted on December 25th, 2009 by admin

Cinderella dressed in yellow went up stairs to kiss a fella made a mistake and kissed a snake. How many doctors did it take?? -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

 
 
 

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