Milk Milk Lemonade » dirty words http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lulu had a steamboat http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/09/27/lulu-had-a-steamboat/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/09/27/lulu-had-a-steamboat/#comments Tue, 28 Sep 2010 04:07:32 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=322 Lulu had a steamboat
Steamboat had a bell,
Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to…
HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the…
HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little…
ASSk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, Lulu’s up in heaven, a shootin” German spies!

Learned around 1973

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Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.

I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the cock
that damn nigger did a belly flop
then I jumped in my jeep and slammed on the gas
and ran right over that fat nigger’s ass

-Mike, Idaho
Circa mid-’80s

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your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/13/mother-fucker/feed/ 21 Pile of shit http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/04/pile-of-shit/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/04/pile-of-shit/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:00:11 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=209 Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)

-Milena, Ontario

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I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant

Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/26/fraternity-chant-2/feed/ 0 Miss Mary had a nearly dirty rhyme http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/miss-mary-had-a-nearly-dirty-rhyme/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/miss-mary-had-a-nearly-dirty-rhyme/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:24:25 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=83 Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell;
Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to…
Hello operator, just give me number nine;
And if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your…
Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a pice of glass.
Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little… Ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies:
The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their…
Flies are in the kitchen, bees are in the park,
Miss Mary and the principal are kissing in the…
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark!
-B. Punzlif, Florida

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