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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Lulu had a steamboat

Posted on September 27th, 2010 by admin

Lulu had a steamboat Steamboat had a bell, Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to… HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the… HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little… ASSk me no more questions, […]

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by admin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s. I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand I look up in a tree, what do I see it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me so I bust out […]

Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho

Pile of shit

Posted on January 4th, 2010 by admin

Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship (Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit) -Milena, Ontario

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by admin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name […]

Miss Mary had a nearly dirty rhyme

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell; Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to… Hello operator, just give me number nine; And if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your… Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a pice of glass. Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little… Ask me […]

 
 
 

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