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Dirty children's schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by admin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.
I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the [...]

Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

Pile of shit

Posted on January 4th, 2010 by admin

Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)
-Milena, Ontario

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by admin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant
Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ

Miss Mary had a nearly dirty rhyme

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell;
Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to…
Hello operator, just give me number nine;
And if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your…
Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a pice of glass.
Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little… Ask me no more questions, I’ll tell [...]

 
 
 

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