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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by admin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout they eat the boogers from in your nose they eat the jam between your toes From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

On Top Of Old Smoky again

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by admin

On top of old Smoky All covered with sand I shot my true love with a red rubber band I shot her with care I shot her with pride Who could have missed her, She was forty feet wide I went to her funeral I went to her grave While the others threw flowers I […]

Dog named Jack

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

I had a little dog his name was Jack. He shit all over the railroad track. The train came by the shit flew high and hit the conductor right in the eye. I had a little monkey I sent him to the country fed him on a loaf of gingerbread. Ziffo! Zafffo! kicked him in […]

Broken dick

Posted on January 12th, 2010 by admin

Walkin down the halls scratchin my balls my dick got caught in the elevator walls my sister screamed my dick turned green that was the end of my little ding a ling I called the doctor, the doctor said sorry son but your dick is dead -Mike, Idaho

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by admin

On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive […]

Mary and her little lamb

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

this aint really a kid’s rhyme, and it’s unattributed by the source I got it from sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com, but this seems kind of appropriate anyhow… “Mary had a little lamb, A lobster and some prunes, A slice of cake, a piece of pie, And then some macaroons. It made the naughty waiters grin To see her […]

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

Mine eyes have seen the glory

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord he can barely round the mountain in his green and yellow ford with one hand on the throttle and the other on the bottle he’ll kill his damn self yet chorus gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die gory, gory […]

Copenhagen is falling

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah Copenhagen is falling, hurrah And all of the people Went up in the steeple To spit on the people below (in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking […]

 
 
 

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