Milk Milk Lemonade » dead baby jokes http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dandilion game http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/18/dandilion-game/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/18/dandilion-game/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:00:08 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=238 And then there was this silly thing we used to do when we were kids: You take a dandelion and hold it in your hand with your thumb “cocked” underneath the flower head. Then you say, “MOMMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF!” popping the flowerhead up in the air with your thumb just as you say “head,” with emphasis on that word.
-Anon, Bellingham, WA

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/18/dandilion-game/feed/ 1 Definitions http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/05/definitions/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/05/definitions/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:00:36 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=213 What’s the definition of pain? Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of iodine
What’s the definition of gross? A baby after two minutes in a microwave
(Also, “What’s the definition of stupid? Two bald men fighting over a comb” but that’s not a funny ;-)
-Milena, Ontario

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