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Dandilion game

Posted on January 18th, 2010 by admin

And then there was this silly thing we used to do when we were kids: You take a dandelion and hold it in your hand with your thumb “cocked” underneath the flower head. Then you say, “MOMMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF!” popping the flowerhead up in the air with your thumb [...]

Definitions

Posted on January 5th, 2010 by admin

What’s the definition of pain? Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of iodine
What’s the definition of gross? A baby after two minutes in a microwave
(Also, “What’s the definition of stupid? Two bald men fighting over a comb” but that’s not a funny
-Milena, Ontario

 
 
 

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