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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

Deck The Halls

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Deck the halls with kerosene! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Light a match and watch in gleam! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Watch the school-house burn to ashes, Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Aren’t you glad you play with matches? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! -B. Punzlif, Florida

Jingle Bells, Batman!

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, And the Joker got away! -B. Punzlif, Florida

 
 
 

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