Milk Milk Lemonade » chinese http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Chinese/Japanese http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/22/chinesejapanese/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/22/chinesejapanese/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:45:26 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=178 Chinese (push eyes up)
Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)

-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

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dirty knees
look at these!
-J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA

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Take out a Coke…
Drink it…

Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-joke/feed/ 0 King Kong http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/king-kong/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/king-kong/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:26:04 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=37 This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones.

King Kong
went to Hong Kong
To play ping pong,
with his ding dong.
-Sydney, Kansas

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Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

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