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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Chinese/Japanese

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

Look at these!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Chinese / \ Japanese \ / dirty knees look at these! -J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA

Old joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Open the door… Take out a Coke… Drink it… Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke. -Harold, Louisiana

King Kong

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones. King Kong went to Hong Kong To play ping pong, with his ding dong. -Sydney, Kansas

Chinese, Japanese, What are these?

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

 
 
 

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