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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Popeye the sailor man

Posted on March 10th, 2014 by admin

I’m popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and I burned my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater and burned off my wiener
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man! TOOT TOOT

Drug song

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Frere Jaques ELECTION 1988 Marijuana, Marijuana, LSD, LSD, Betty Crocker makes it Mike Dukakis takes it Why don’t we? Why don’t we? -M. Whited, Texas Circa 1988

King Kong

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones. King Kong went to Hong Kong To play ping pong, with his ding dong. -Sydney, Kansas

 
 
 

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