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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Asshole

Posted on March 13th, 2014 by admin

Art learned this in grade school in Vancouver. Asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be; To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee; I fight for my cunt, I fight for my cunt, I fight for my country!

Popeye the sailor man

Posted on March 10th, 2014 by admin

I’m popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and I burned my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater and burned off my wiener
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man! TOOT TOOT

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

Lulu had a steamboat

Posted on September 27th, 2010 by admin

Lulu had a steamboat Steamboat had a bell, Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to… HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the… HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little… ASSk me no more questions, […]

Motorcycle disasster

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

She was comin’ down the mountain going 60 When the chain on her motorcycle broke. When they found her in the grass, with a piston up her ass and her titties playing Dixie on the spokes. -Steve F, Amarillo, Texas

 
 
 

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