I love you, you love me You can contact my attorney ‘Cause I’m worth millions And if you want a cut You can kiss my purple butt. – Heard several years ago in Bellingham, WA, at a party, I think.
I love you, you love me You can contact my attorney ‘Cause I’m worth millions And if you want a cut You can kiss my purple butt. – Heard several years ago in Bellingham, WA, at a party, I think.
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty. -Hank, MO
Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol [...]
Q. What time is it? A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls. -Reed, Wyoming
Smokey the Bear, You better comb your hair, Or people come along And strip you bare. Have a beer, Or kiss my rear! Hey Smokey the Bear You better comb your hair, Or put on a hat, Cause you look so fat… And chubby, And chubby, And chu-u-u-ubby! -Andy Faust
some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, [...]
The angle of the dangle Is directly proportional To the heat of the meat Over the mass of the ass Times the stink of the pink -B. Punzlif, Florida
Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell; Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to… Hello operator, just give me number nine; And if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your… Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a pice of glass. Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little… Ask me [...]
Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the back to see her crack Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the front to see her cunt Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho -Thomas [...]
Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on a rocket stuck a feather up his butt and called it Hershey chocolate -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN