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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Woke Up This Mornin’

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by admin

CapnPseudo says, “I learned this from my father when I was a kid, and apparently it was something kids sang in his elementary sometime in the early 70’s.” When I woke up this mornin’, I looked upon the wall, the boogies and the bedbugs were playing a game of ball. The score was 6 to […]

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by admin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout they eat the boogers from in your nose they eat the jam between your toes From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Old lady named Dot

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by admin

There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

Boogers

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

(insert name)’s doin’ it, doin’ it picking his (or her) nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it puts a dime in the booger machine out comes another one long and green girls think it’s candy, boys think it’s gum out comes another one — yum, yum, yum -S. Edmonds, Larned, KS

Pick it…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Pick it Lick it Roll it Flick it -A. Robbins, Oklahoma

 
 
 

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