There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
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there [...]
(insert name)’s doin’ it, doin’ it
picking his (or her) nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it
puts a dime in the booger machine
out comes another one long and green
girls think it’s candy, boys think it’s gum
out comes another one — yum, yum, yum
-S. Edmonds, Larned, KS
Pick it
Lick it
Roll it
Flick it
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma