Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
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Boogers

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

(insert name)’s doin’ it, doin’ it
picking his (or her) nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it
puts a dime in the booger machine
out comes another one long and green
girls think it’s candy, boys think it’s gum
out comes another one — yum, yum, yum
-S. Edmonds, Larned, KS

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Pick it…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Pick it
Lick it
Roll it
Flick it
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma

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