Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

Tags: balls, boobs, dirty words, poop, prostitutes, vagina, your brother, your dad, your mom, your sister

Shake it

Posted on January 3rd, 2010 by admin

We’re going to Chicago
We’re going to the fair
to see a naked lady
with flowers in her hair.
So, shake it baby shake it,
shake if it you can,
shake it to make milkshake
and drink it from a man
-Milena, Ontario

Tags: boobs, girls, nudity

Meatball titties

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin

Ain’t your mama pretty,
she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.
Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Tags: boobs, farts, meat, poop, your mom

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by admin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant
Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ

Tags: boobs, dirty words, fraternity, poop, vagina, your mom

Chinese/Japanese

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Chinese (push eyes up)
Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

Tags: boobs, chinese, japanese, racial

Look at these!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Chinese / \
Japanese \ /
dirty knees
look at these!
-J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA

Tags: boobs, chinese, japanese, racial

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
—–
there [...]

Tags: balls, boobs, boogers, butt, death, dog, foreskin, lamb, limerick, mary, pee, penis, poop, sex, uk, vomit

Motorcycle disasster

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

She was comin’ down the mountain going 60
When the chain on her motorcycle broke.
When they found her in the grass, with a piston up her ass
and her titties playing Dixie on the spokes.
-Steve F, Amarillo, Texas

Tags: boobs, butts, motorcycle

Through the tube

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Through the tube and out your boob.
-Reed, Wyoming

Tags: boobs

Chinese, Japanese, What are these?

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Chinese (push eyes up)
Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

Tags: boobs, chinese, japanese, racial