Do your boobs hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your boobs hang low? Or do they sag… like a paper bag? Or do they run cause you’ve [...]
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho
We’re going to Chicago We’re going to the fair to see a naked lady with flowers in her hair. So, shake it baby shake it, shake if it you can, shake it to make milkshake and drink it from a man -Milena, Ontario
Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name [...]
Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
Chinese / \ Japanese \ / dirty knees look at these! -J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA
some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, [...]
She was comin’ down the mountain going 60 When the chain on her motorcycle broke. When they found her in the grass, with a piston up her ass and her titties playing Dixie on the spokes. -Steve F, Amarillo, Texas
Through the tube and out your boob. -Reed, Wyoming
