On top of old smokey
all covered in blood
I shot I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 stud.
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave,
some people thew flowers
I threw hand granades.
She got up and chased
me so I cut off her head.
It rolled down the drive way
and into the street
and now all the cats
have something to [...]
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Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said
Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead.
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I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree
with a shot gun bang blood is on the floor
no more purple [...]
Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence
Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
also
Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your [...]
