Milk Milk Lemonade » balls http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Do your balls hang low? http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/06/08/do-your-balls-hang-low-2/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/06/08/do-your-balls-hang-low-2/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:00:37 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=312 Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?

Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/06/08/do-your-balls-hang-low-2/feed/ 6 Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/29/old-mcdonald-and-his-other-monkey-wrench/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/29/old-mcdonald-and-his-other-monkey-wrench/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:20:08 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=304 Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence
Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench
Wrench got hot
Burnt his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
If I die
Bury me
Hang my balls on a cherry tree
If they fall
Send them back
Send them back to Radio Shack!

Shana
San Mateo, CA circa 1989

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When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange.

A: “Hey left nut…”
B: “Yeah, right nut?”
A: “Who’s the penis in between us?”
-Django, America
Circa 1987

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your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/13/mother-fucker/feed/ 21 Broken dick http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/12/broken-dick/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/12/broken-dick/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:00:36 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=228 Walkin down the halls
scratchin my balls
my dick got caught in the elevator walls
my sister screamed
my dick turned green
that was the end of my little ding a ling
I called the doctor, the doctor said
sorry son but your dick is dead
-Mike, Idaho

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/12/broken-dick/feed/ 0 Diarrhea song on youtube http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/30/diarrhea-song-on-youtube/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/30/diarrhea-song-on-youtube/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:06:13 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=280 Animated version of Diarrhea.

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/30/diarrhea-song-on-youtube/feed/ 0 Jeans, Jeans http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/25/jeans-jeans/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/25/jeans-jeans/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:37:19 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=248 jeans jeans the magical pants,
the tighter they are the greater the chance
the greater the chance
you’ll be there to watch
the way that he scratches that itch in his crotch.
-Mozelle, Northern Florida
Circa 1984

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/25/jeans-jeans/feed/ 0 Pranks http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/pranks/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/pranks/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:18:07 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=141 Q. What time is it?
A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls.
-Reed, Wyoming

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/pranks/feed/ 0 Old McDonald can’t catch a break http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-mcdonald-cant-catch-a-break/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-mcdonald-cant-catch-a-break/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:14:04 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=131 Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence
Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
also

Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your balls are dead.
-Simon Chan

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-mcdonald-cant-catch-a-break/feed/ 1 Ol’ McaDonald http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/ol-mcadonald/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/ol-mcadonald/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:13:05 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=129 Old McDonald sitting on a fence
picking his balls with a monkey wrench
he went to the doctor and the doctor said
oh my gosh your balls are dead
-BHARATHI GOWDA

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