Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence
Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench
Wrench got hot
Burnt his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
If I die
Bury me
Hang my balls on a cherry tree
If they fall
Send them back
Send them back to Radio Shack!
Shana
San Mateo, CA circa 1989
When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange.
A: “Hey left nut…”
B: “Yeah, right nut?”
A: “Who’s the penis in between us?”
-Django, America
Circa 1987
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho
Walkin down the halls
scratchin my balls
my dick got caught in the elevator walls
my sister screamed
my dick turned green
that was the end of my little ding a ling
I called the doctor, the doctor said
sorry son but your dick is dead
-Mike, Idaho
Animated version of Diarrhea.
jeans jeans the magical pants,
the tighter they are the greater the chance
the greater the chance
you’ll be there to watch
the way that he scratches that itch in his crotch.
-Mozelle, Northern Florida
Circa 1984
Q. What time is it?
A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls.
-Reed, Wyoming
Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence
Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
also
Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your [...]
Old McDonald sitting on a fence
picking his balls with a monkey wrench
he went to the doctor and the doctor said
oh my gosh your balls are dead
-BHARATHI GOWDA
Left, Left, Left, Right, Left
Your shirts too small, your pants to tight
Your balls are swinging from left to right
Left, Left, Left, Right, Left
-Stephanie, Elmont, NY
