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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Do your balls hang low?

Posted on June 8th, 2010 by admin

Do your balls hang low? Do you drag them in the snow? Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat? Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench Wrench got hot Burnt his balls Pissed all over his overalls If I die Bury me Hang my balls on a cherry tree If they fall Send them back Send them back to Radio Shack! Shana San Mateo, CA circa 1989

Left and right

Posted on January 19th, 2010 by admin

When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange. A: “Hey left nut…” B: “Yeah, right nut?” A: “Who’s the penis in between us?” -Django, America Circa 1987

Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho

Broken dick

Posted on January 12th, 2010 by admin

Walkin down the halls scratchin my balls my dick got caught in the elevator walls my sister screamed my dick turned green that was the end of my little ding a ling I called the doctor, the doctor said sorry son but your dick is dead -Mike, Idaho

Diarrhea song on youtube

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin

Animated version of Diarrhea.

Jeans, Jeans

Posted on December 25th, 2009 by admin

jeans jeans the magical pants, the tighter they are the greater the chance the greater the chance you’ll be there to watch the way that he scratches that itch in his crotch. -Mozelle, Northern Florida Circa 1984

Pranks

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Q. What time is it? A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls. -Reed, Wyoming

Old McDonald can’t catch a break

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench Missed his dick and hit his balls Blood all over his overalls also Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls. Went to the Doctor […]

Ol’ MacDonald

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Old McDonald sitting on a fence picking his balls with a monkey wrench he went to the doctor and the doctor said oh my gosh your balls are dead -BHARATHI GOWDA

 
 
 

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