Milk Milk Lemonade » babies http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Sex and math http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/01/29/sex-and-math/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/01/29/sex-and-math/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:48:38 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=333 Math is like sex: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!

Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/01/29/sex-and-math/feed/ 0 Jack and Jill http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/20/jack-and-jill/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/20/jack-and-jill/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:00:45 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=242 Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son.
-Jason, Canada

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/20/jack-and-jill/feed/ 0 Dandilion game http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/18/dandilion-game/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/18/dandilion-game/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:00:08 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=238 And then there was this silly thing we used to do when we were kids: You take a dandelion and hold it in your hand with your thumb “cocked” underneath the flower head. Then you say, “MOMMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF!” popping the flowerhead up in the air with your thumb just as you say “head,” with emphasis on that word.
-Anon, Bellingham, WA

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/18/dandilion-game/feed/ 1 Down by the Station http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/22/down-by-the-station/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/22/down-by-the-station/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:49:22 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=185 Down by the station Where no one goes
Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes
Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain
Down went his pants and out it came
3 months later all was well
6 months later it started to swell
9 months later out it came
A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his chain
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/22/down-by-the-station/feed/ 1 A bunch of jumprope rhymes http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:15:16 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=133 Fudge, fudge call the judge
Mama’s gonna have a baby
Wrap it toilet paper
Send it down the escalator
What’s it gonna be?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?

Cin-der-ella, hair of yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
How many kisses did she get?
one, two, three, four, etc

Wine, wine the goose drank wine
Monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
Line broke, monkey got choked and
We all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands

Ta-rah-rah-BOOM-dee-ay
There is no school today
We made the teacher pay
We threw her in the bay
She swam to Monterey
And bought a Chevrolet
And then she drove away
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
They took my pants away
They left me standing there
In just my underwear
-El Rayo X, Austin, Texas

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/feed/ 0 Sitting in a tree http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/sitting-in-a-tree/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/sitting-in-a-tree/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:25:04 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=33 (Girl’s name) and (Boy’s name) sittin’ in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes (Girl’s name) with a baby carriage
-A. Nonymous

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