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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

The cow Kicked Fred

Posted on January 9th, 2010 by admin

The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn, But the doctor said it would do no harm, So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn! (Next verse same as the first, only a little bit louder and a little bit worse!) -Jason Circa Edmonton, Alberta

Little Birdie in the Sky

Posted on December 31st, 2009 by admin

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly! -Juan

 
 
 

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