Milk Milk Lemonade » alcohol http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lincoln, Lincoln http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/30/lincoln-lincoln/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/30/lincoln-lincoln/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:00:20 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=267 Lincoln, Lincoln
I’ve been thinkin’
What the heck have you been drinkin’
Looks like water, tastes like wine
oh my gosh its turpintine
-Joe Geraci, Portsmouth, NH

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An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A

The old lady went upstairs to get some gin
She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin
Well, she couldn’t swim and she couldn’t float
Then she felt those turds a-runnin’ down her throat
Well, she whooped and she hollered and she shit on the floor
And wipe her ass, her big old ass, on the knob of the door.
-Anon, Bellingham, WA

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/16/the-old-lady/feed/ 0 A bunch of jumprope rhymes http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:15:16 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=133 Fudge, fudge call the judge
Mama’s gonna have a baby
Wrap it toilet paper
Send it down the escalator
What’s it gonna be?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?

Cin-der-ella, hair of yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
How many kisses did she get?
one, two, three, four, etc

Wine, wine the goose drank wine
Monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
Line broke, monkey got choked and
We all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands

Ta-rah-rah-BOOM-dee-ay
There is no school today
We made the teacher pay
We threw her in the bay
She swam to Monterey
And bought a Chevrolet
And then she drove away
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
They took my pants away
They left me standing there
In just my underwear
-El Rayo X, Austin, Texas

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he can barely round the mountain in his green and yellow ford
with one hand on the throttle and the other on the bottle
he’ll kill his damn self yet

chorus

gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die
gory, gory what a hell of a way to die
gory, gory what a hell of a way to die
he’ll kill his damn self yet
-West Magoon, Lusk, Wyoming
Circa 1960′s

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