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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Lincoln, Lincoln

Posted on January 30th, 2010 by admin

Lincoln, Lincoln I’ve been thinkin’ What the heck have you been drinkin’ Looks like water, tastes like wine oh my gosh its turpintine -Joe Geraci, Portsmouth, NH

The Old Lady

Posted on January 16th, 2010 by admin

An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A The old lady went upstairs to get some gin She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin Well, […]

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How […]

Mine eyes have seen the glory

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord he can barely round the mountain in his green and yellow ford with one hand on the throttle and the other on the bottle he’ll kill his damn self yet chorus gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die gory, gory […]

 
 
 

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