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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Mister Brown

Posted on October 17th, 2013 by admin

Mr. Brown came to town
riding on a load of hay
Mrs. Martin came a fartin’
and blew the hay all away

Heard from my cousin Heather, 1987, Williamsport, Maryland
-Dave

I am Pothead man!

Posted on October 14th, 2013 by admin

I am pothead man
smokin marijuana from a pepsi can
i took pcp
and now the purple chickens are after me!

a friend of mine used to sing this back in high school, san gabriel, ca. 2003

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by admin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout
they eat the boogers from in your nose
they eat the jam between your toes

From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you
You hate me
Let’s team up and kill Barney
With a 45 and a shot right to his head
We’re so glad that Barney’s dead

Deck the halls with gasoline
Light a match and watch it gleam
Watch your school burn down to ashes
Ain’t you glad you played with matches

I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas and burnt off my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man

Suffocation mass asphyxiation
Suffocation that’s the game we play
Put a bag over your head
Tie it up, now you’re dead
Ohhh

Be all that you can be
Get a messed up life and an ugly wife
In the army

Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY middle school early 90s

Do your boobs hang low?

Posted on February 1st, 2012 by admin

Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low?
Or do they sag… like a paper bag?
Or do they run cause you’ve got none?

Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

More Milk and Lemonade

Posted on January 31st, 2012 by admin

Glass of milk, lemonade,
Go around fudge is made,
Stick your finger in the hole
Out comes a tootsie roll
Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar
Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way

Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

Drugs in California

Posted on January 30th, 2012 by admin

Here is a variation of the LSD rhyme that circulated on the playground in Ross, California, circa 1972.

Marijuana, marijuana.
LSD, LSD.
Some of us will take it
Some of us won’t make it.
LSD, LSD.

Submitted by Morgan

Sex and math

Posted on January 29th, 2012 by admin

Math is like sex: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!

Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Yearbook quote

Posted on January 28th, 2012 by admin

Remember Grant, remember Lee. The hell with them, remember me.

Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Old Wisdom

Posted on January 27th, 2012 by admin

A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire.

Submitted by Johnny

 
 
 

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