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Pile of shit

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:00:11 +0000

Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)

-Milena, Ontario

Pranks

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:18:07 +0000

Q. What time is it?
A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls.
-Reed, Wyoming

Dogshit (not the Wu-Tang kind)

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:07:23 +0000

This alternates between two people:
You: I 1 dogshit
Kid: I 2 dogshit
You: I 3 dogshit
Kid: I 4 dogshit
You: I 5 dogshit
Kid: I 6 dogshit
You: I 7 dogshit
Kid: I ate dogshit.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York

Knights and their doo-ings

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:05:51 +0000

in the days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets weren’t invented.
You’d lay your load
beside the road
and walk away contented.
-Stephanie, Elmont, NY

Pranks for kids

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:58:43 +0000

Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids…
Q: What were you eating under there?
A: Huh? Under where?
Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!!

ok one more…

Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m a silver key’, and so on. Got it?”

The kid says “Yes”.

You: “I’m a gold lock.”
Kid: “I’m a gold key.”
You: “I’m a silver lock.”
Kid: “I’m a silver key.”
You: “I’m a brass lock.”
Kid: “I’m a brass key.”
You: “I’m a mung lock.”
Kid: “I’m a monkey.”
(can be done with “Dong lock” as well)

-Matt Rosemier from Edible Dirt

Old joke

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:57:02 +0000

Open the door…
Take out a Coke…
Drink it…

Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana

the penis joke

admin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:02:38 +0000

The one playing the joke says a word, and the person they’re playing the joke on will say “I”, spell the word, then say “ness”

You: Cat.
Them: I c-a-t ness.
You: Pencil.
Them: I p-e-n-c-i-l ness.
You: Blue.
Them: I b-l-u-e ness.
You: Red.
Them: I r-e-d ness.
You: Map.
Them: I m-a-p ness.
-Liz, Media, PA