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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Pile of shit

Posted on January 4th, 2010 by admin

Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship (Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit) -Milena, Ontario

Pranks

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Q. What time is it? A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls. -Reed, Wyoming

Dogshit (not the Wu-Tang kind)

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

This alternates between two people: You: I 1 dogshit Kid: I 2 dogshit You: I 3 dogshit Kid: I 4 dogshit You: I 5 dogshit Kid: I 6 dogshit You: I 7 dogshit Kid: I ate dogshit. -Jack, Staten Island, New York

Knights and their doo-ings

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

in the days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren’t invented. You’d lay your load beside the road and walk away contented. -Stephanie, Elmont, NY

Pranks for kids

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids… Q: What were you eating under there? A: Huh? Under where? Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!! ok one more… Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m […]

Old joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Open the door… Take out a Coke… Drink it… Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke. -Harold, Louisiana

the penis joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

The one playing the joke says a word, and the person they’re playing the joke on will say “I”, spell the word, then say “ness” You: Cat. Them: I c-a-t ness. You: Pencil. Them: I p-e-n-c-i-l ness. You: Blue. Them: I b-l-u-e ness. You: Red. Them: I r-e-d ness. You: Map. Them: I m-a-p ness. […]

 
 
 

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