Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)
-Milena, Ontario
Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)
-Milena, Ontario
Q. What time is it?
A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls.
-Reed, Wyoming
This alternates between two people:
You: I 1 dogshit
Kid: I 2 dogshit
You: I 3 dogshit
Kid: I 4 dogshit
You: I 5 dogshit
Kid: I 6 dogshit
You: I 7 dogshit
Kid: I ate dogshit.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York
in the days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets weren’t invented.
You’d lay your load
beside the road
and walk away contented.
-Stephanie, Elmont, NY
Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids…
Q: What were you eating under there?
A: Huh? Under where?
Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!!
ok one more…
Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m a silver key’, and so [...]
Open the door…
Take out a Coke…
Drink it…
Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana
The one playing the joke says a word, and the person they’re playing the joke on will say “I”, spell the word, then say “ness”
You: Cat.
Them: I c-a-t ness.
You: Pencil.
Them: I p-e-n-c-i-l ness.
You: Blue.
Them: I b-l-u-e ness.
You: Red.
Them: I r-e-d ness.
You: Map.
Them: I m-a-p ness.
-Liz, Media, PA