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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

What’s Grosser than Gross?

Posted on May 2nd, 2014 by admin

Don’t know if these have been brought up yet, but there were many of them. They began: “What’s grosser than gross?” When your audience said they didn’t know, you offered them a disgusting situation. The only one I remember off the top of my head is: What’s grosser than gross? When you’re eating a bowl […]

Sex and math

Posted on January 29th, 2012 by admin

Math is like sex: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply! Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Yearbook quote

Posted on January 28th, 2012 by admin

Remember Grant, remember Lee. The hell with them, remember me. Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Dandilion game

Posted on January 18th, 2010 by admin

And then there was this silly thing we used to do when we were kids: You take a dandelion and hold it in your hand with your thumb “cocked” underneath the flower head. Then you say, “MOMMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF!” popping the flowerhead up in the air with your thumb […]

Definitions

Posted on January 5th, 2010 by admin

What’s the definition of pain? Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of iodine What’s the definition of gross? A baby after two minutes in a microwave (Also, “What’s the definition of stupid? Two bald men fighting over a comb” but that’s not a funny 😉 -Milena, Ontario

Ding Dong

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by admin

this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong” Tigers have stripes all the way to their Ding Dong! Avon lady calling! -Jody, Newton, MA

Girls who sit like this…

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI. Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down) Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down) And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down) get this (middle finger up) like that (snap fingers) Kyle Madison

Whoever denied it…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Who ever denied it, supplied it. -Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), NY

Smelt it, dealt it

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Whoever smelt it dealt it -Django, US

Through the tube

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Through the tube and out your boob. -Reed, Wyoming

 
 
 

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