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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Shut Up

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by admin

Shut don’t go up, prices do, take my advice and fuck-off you. Michele in Kentucky. Heard in the 1970s.

Hate to talk about your momma…

Posted on January 29th, 2014 by admin

Travis says: I have always had a great love for childhood insult rhymes. Here’s one I only ever heard at my school and no one I know has ever heard it either:” Hate to talk about your momma but you talk about mine She got a ring around her titty and a black behind She […]

Fatty fatty two by four

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, couldn’t get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor, licked it up and did it some more! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

Left and right

Posted on January 19th, 2010 by admin

When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange. A: “Hey left nut…” B: “Yeah, right nut?” A: “Who’s the penis in between us?” -Django, America Circa 1987

Some rhymes

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Stop, move back You need a tic tac Not a tic not a tac But you need the whole pack Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams: Strawberry shortcake, banana split, Your team plays like a bucket of– Shift to the left, shift to the right, Stand […]

Wash your mouth out!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

sorry to be mean but you need some listerine not a sip, not a swallow but the whole damn bottle -B. Punzlif, Florida

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

Monkey bum

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back? -A. Nonymous, England

 
 
 

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