Fatty, fatty, two-by-four,
couldn’t get through the bathroom door,
so he did it on the floor,
licked it up and did it some more!
Oklahoma City, circa 1989.
Fatty, fatty, two-by-four,
couldn’t get through the bathroom door,
so he did it on the floor,
licked it up and did it some more!
Oklahoma City, circa 1989.
When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange.
A: “Hey left nut…”
B: “Yeah, right nut?”
A: “Who’s the penis in between us?”
-Django, America
Circa 1987
Stop, move back
You need a tic tac
Not a tic not a tac
But you need the whole pack
Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA
My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams:
Strawberry shortcake, banana split,
Your team plays like a bucket of–
Shift to the left, shift to the right,
Stand up, sit down, [...]
sorry to be mean
but you need some listerine
not a sip, not a swallow
but the whole damn bottle
-B. Punzlif, Florida
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
—–
there [...]
What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back?
-A. Nonymous, England