Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, couldn’t get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor, licked it up and did it some more! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.
Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, couldn’t get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor, licked it up and did it some more! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.
When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange. A: “Hey left nut…” B: “Yeah, right nut?” A: “Who’s the penis in between us?” -Django, America Circa 1987
Stop, move back You need a tic tac Not a tic not a tac But you need the whole pack Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams: Strawberry shortcake, banana split, Your team plays like a bucket of– Shift to the left, shift to the right, Stand [...]
sorry to be mean but you need some listerine not a sip, not a swallow but the whole damn bottle -B. Punzlif, Florida
some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, [...]
What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back? -A. Nonymous, England