Milk Milk Lemonade » rhymes

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout
they eat the boogers from in your nose
they eat the jam between your toes

From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Various Rhymes

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:07:33 +0000

I hate you
You hate me
Let’s team up and kill Barney
With a 45 and a shot right to his head
We’re so glad that Barney’s dead

Deck the halls with gasoline
Light a match and watch it gleam
Watch your school burn down to ashes
Ain’t you glad you played with matches

I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas and burnt off my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man

Suffocation mass asphyxiation
Suffocation that’s the game we play
Put a bag over your head
Tie it up, now you’re dead
Ohhh

Be all that you can be
Get a messed up life and an ugly wife
In the army

Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY middle school early 90s

Do your boobs hang low?

admin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:05:28 +0000

Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low?
Or do they sag… like a paper bag?
Or do they run cause you’ve got none?

Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

More Milk and Lemonade

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:03:58 +0000

Glass of milk, lemonade,
Go around fudge is made,
Stick your finger in the hole
Out comes a tootsie roll
Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar
Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way

Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

Drugs in California

admin — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:02:43 +0000

Here is a variation of the LSD rhyme that circulated on the playground in Ross, California, circa 1972.

Marijuana, marijuana.
LSD, LSD.
Some of us will take it
Some of us won’t make it.
LSD, LSD.

Submitted by Morgan

Old Wisdom

admin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:46:15 +0000

A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire.

Submitted by Johnny

Spike Milligan says…

admin — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:45:40 +0000

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I’ll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

Submitted by Dermot

Eat me bite me blow me

admin — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 06:14:54 +0000

Eat me bite me blow me
suck me fuck me very slowly
If you want me don’t be hasty
Lick your lips and make me tasty

Jessica

Lulu had a steamboat

admin — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 04:07:32 +0000

Lulu had a steamboat
Steamboat had a bell,
Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to…
HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the…
HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little…
ASSk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, Lulu’s up in heaven, a shootin” German spies!

Learned around 1973

Man Named Jed

admin — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 06:02:32 +0000

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance.

Well, lemme’ tell ya story
’bout a man named Jed
Born a motherfucker
with a rubber on his head

Then one day
When he was shootin’
at some “Jews” (or “spooks”)
Out from the barn comes Elly May nude
Nude that is, no clothes on

Next thing ya know
Old Jed’s sittin’ there
Suckin’ on her tits
and pullin’ on her hair

Down goes the zipper
and out comes the worm
Out from the worm
Cums a bubblin’ sperm
Sperm that is, wet dream

~Buffalo Grove, IL