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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Woke Up This Mornin’

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by admin

CapnPseudo says, “I learned this from my father when I was a kid, and apparently it was something kids sang in his elementary sometime in the early 70’s.” When I woke up this mornin’, I looked upon the wall, the boogies and the bedbugs were playing a game of ball. The score was 6 to […]

Shut Up

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by admin

Shut don’t go up, prices do, take my advice and fuck-off you. Michele in Kentucky. Heard in the 1970s.

Asshole

Posted on March 13th, 2014 by admin

Art learned this in grade school in Vancouver. Asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be; To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee; I fight for my cunt, I fight for my cunt, I fight for my country!

Red hot shit

Posted on March 12th, 2014 by admin

The Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams Family!

Popeye the sailor man

Posted on March 10th, 2014 by admin

I’m popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and I burned my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater and burned off my wiener
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man! TOOT TOOT

Jesus Loves me…

Posted on March 5th, 2014 by admin

Jesus loves me cause I’m cool
I smoke pot in Sunday School
Marijuana LSD
Jesus loves me cause I’m me.

McDonald’s is your kind of place

Posted on February 17th, 2014 by admin

Mark writes: McDonald’s is your kind of place. Hamburgers in your face. French fries up your nose. Pickles between your toes. And don’t forget McDonald’s shakes, made from polluted lakes. McDonald’s is your kind of place. Houston, Texas 1973

It’s the boy’s occupation

Posted on February 17th, 2014 by admin

Jennifer says… It’s the boy’s occupation To stick his cocktatation In the girl’s ventilation To increase the population Of the younger generation If you want a demonstration Please lie down. I learned this in middle school in dallas, texas in 1996. i didn’t get it at first, but the more i thought about it, the […]

Hate to talk about your momma…

Posted on January 29th, 2014 by admin

Travis says: I have always had a great love for childhood insult rhymes. Here’s one I only ever heard at my school and no one I know has ever heard it either:” Hate to talk about your momma but you talk about mine She got a ring around her titty and a black behind She […]

Mister Brown

Posted on October 17th, 2013 by admin

Mr. Brown came to town riding on a load of hay Mrs. Martin came a fartin’ and blew the hay all away Heard from my cousin Heather, 1987, Williamsport, Maryland -Dave

 
 
 

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