Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?
Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest
Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?
Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest
There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
Learned these from a retired Army dude.
See that girl up on the hill?
She won’t do it, but her sister will.
See that girl all dressed in black?
She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back.
See that girl all dressed in pink?
She done made my finger stink.
She that girl all dressed in yella?
I hate to tell ya’, but [...]
I love you, you love me
You can contact my attorney
‘Cause I’m worth millions
And if you want a cut
You can kiss my purple butt.
- Heard several years ago in Bellingham, WA, at a party, I think.
U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly
M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama
-Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS
Circa elementary school
Lincoln, Lincoln
I’ve been thinkin’
What the heck have you been drinkin’
Looks like water, tastes like wine
oh my gosh its turpintine
-Joe Geraci, Portsmouth, NH
Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence
Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench
Wrench got hot
Burnt his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
If I die
Bury me
Hang my balls on a cherry tree
If they fall
Send them back
Send them back to Radio Shack!
Shana
San Mateo, CA circa 1989
there once was a man from nantucket,
his dick was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin while scratching his chin,
if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
-Zach Finch
Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed
Zipped down his pants, out came the worm
Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm
There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up Jed’s ass … the [...]
McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
Hamburgers up the nose
French fries between the toes
And the last time I was there
They served my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972