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Woke Up This Mornin’

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by admin

CapnPseudo says, “I learned this from my father when I was a kid, and apparently it was something kids sang in his elementary sometime in the early 70’s.”

When I woke up this mornin’,
I looked upon the wall,
the boogies and the bedbugs
were playing a game of ball.

The score was 6 to nothing,
The boogies were ahead,
The bedbugs knocked a homer
and knocked me out of bed

When I woke up this mornin’,
the coffe was so stale,
It tasted like tobac-y juice
‘right outta the garbage pale.

The Indian rubber beefsteak,
The insulated cheese,
the weenies took a flip-flop
and landed in the peas.

One Response to "Woke Up This Mornin’"

  1. Country comedian Junior Samples performed this on Hee Haw in the ’70s. It’s available on one of his comedy CDs.

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