Please feel free to leave your favorite versions of these rhymes and sayings in the comments of each post. Be sure to include your geographic location and approximate time you learned the rhyme.
Ol’ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus coming right outta his nose so he picked & he picked til it made him sick and back again it grows . Well it’s cotton pickin time in Texas but it’s booger pickin time for ben So he picks that nostril mean & hostile out he comes with a green one once again . Los Angeles 1970′s
Comment By: admin
July 5th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Isn’t that a song by Pinky Friedman?
Comment By: Charles
August 19th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to-and-fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Can you throw ‘em over you shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low?
Long Island, 1970′s
Comment By: Charles
August 19th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven and
The steamboat went to….
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you do not connect me
I’ll chop off your….
Behind the ‘frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And cut her little….
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their….
Flies are in the country
Bees are in the park
Miss Lucy’s with her boyfriend
Kissing in the dark!
Comment By: Charles
August 19th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Crap sandwich with pus on top
Da da da da
Monkey’s vomit, and camel’s snot
Da da da da
Eagles eyeballs, and doggie-doo
Yummy yummy yummy and I made it for you!
Comment By: nutalie
May 24th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
grewed
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Comment By: Dizzy Lizzy
June 13th, 2010 at 3:00 am
Ol’ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus coming right outta his nose so he picked & he picked til it made him sick and back again it grows . Well it’s cotton pickin time in Texas but it’s booger pickin time for ben So he picks that nostril mean & hostile out he comes with a green one once again . Los Angeles 1970′s
Comment By: admin
July 5th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Isn’t that a song by Pinky Friedman?
Comment By: Charles
August 19th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to-and-fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Can you throw ‘em over you shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low?
Long Island, 1970′s
Comment By: Charles
August 19th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven and
The steamboat went to….
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you do not connect me
I’ll chop off your….
Behind the ‘frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And cut her little….
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their….
Flies are in the country
Bees are in the park
Miss Lucy’s with her boyfriend
Kissing in the dark!
Comment By: Charles
August 19th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Crap sandwich with pus on top
Da da da da
Monkey’s vomit, and camel’s snot
Da da da da
Eagles eyeballs, and doggie-doo
Yummy yummy yummy and I made it for you!
Comment By: nutalie
May 24th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
grewed