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There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
There once was a girl named Dot
Who lived on pigshit and snot
When she couldn’t get these
She ate the green cheese
That she scraped from the walls of her twat
mmmm, that last line is so vivid
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Comment By: Buckets
August 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 pm
I learned it this way:
There once was a girl named Dot
Who lived on pigshit and snot
When she couldn’t get these
She ate the green cheese
That she scraped from the walls of her twat
mmmm, that last line is so vivid