There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock
There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock
Learned these from a retired Army dude. See that girl up on the hill? She won’t do it, but her sister will. See that girl all dressed in black? She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back. See that girl all dressed in pink? She done made my finger stink. She that girl all dressed [...]
I love you, you love me You can contact my attorney ‘Cause I’m worth millions And if you want a cut You can kiss my purple butt. – Heard several years ago in Bellingham, WA, at a party, I think.