Please feel free to leave your favorite versions of these rhymes and sayings in the comments of each post. Be sure to include your geographic location and approximate time you learned the rhyme.
there once was a man from nantucket,
his dick was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin while scratching his chin,
if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
-Zach Finch
Muddy Mountain Pottery
West Magoon and Tana Libolt make some of the coolest hand-made Raku Ray Guns, pottery puzzle mugs, rope mugs, and ceramic dinnerware sets.
Comment By: kryzl
April 1st, 2011 at 7:25 pm
There once was a girl from New Zealand whom had a particular feeling
so she laid on her back, tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceilingd