Don’t say “ain’t”.
Your mother will faint.
Your father will fall in a bucket of paint.
Your sister will cry.
Your brother will die.
And grandma won’t bake an apple pie.
We said this in elementary school in Spokane, Washington back in the 70’s – Leann, Washington:
Comment By: Jen D.
March 28th, 2010 at 3:10 am
I don’t drink “Shut up”,
I drink 7-up,
And when I look at you,
I throw up…
And then your mama has to clean it up.
Comment By: Jen D.
March 28th, 2010 at 3:13 am
Miss Mary had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Miss Mary went to Heaven,
The steamboat went to
HELL-o, Operator, get me #9,
And if you disconnect me,
I’ll kick you in the
BEHIND the refrigerator,
There lay a piece of glass.
And if you sit upon it,
You will cut your
ASS-k me no more questions,
I’ll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their
FLIES are in the kitchen,
The bees are in the park.
The boys and girls are kissing
in the D-A-R-K – DARK!
Comment By: Jen D.
March 28th, 2010 at 3:18 am
Diarrhea (ppptthh, ppptthh)
Diarrhea…
Rollin’ down the gutter
On a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea (ppptthh, ppptthh)
Diarrhea…
Some people think it’s funny
But it’s really brown and runny
Diarrhea (ppptthh, ppptthh)
Diarrhea…
When you’re sliding into first
And you’re just about to burst
Diarrhea (ppptthh, ppptthh)
Diarrhea…
When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea (ppptthh, ppptthh)
Diarrhea…