An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A
The old lady went upstairs to get some gin
She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin
Well, she couldn’t swim and she couldn’t float
Then she felt those turds a-runnin’ down her throat
Well, she whooped and she hollered and she shit on the floor
And wipe her ass, her big old ass, on the knob of the door.
-Anon, Bellingham, WA
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