Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.
I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the cock
that damn nigger did a belly flop
then I jumped in my jeep and slammed on the gas
and ran right over that fat nigger’s ass
-Mike, Idaho
Circa mid-’80s
Comment By: Yarko
January 10th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Another beaut.
I was walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand
sayin’ “Hey, mother fucker, I’m a jungle man.”
I look in a tree, and what did I see?
A black mother fucker tryin’ to piss on me.
I picked up a rock, hit him in his cock,
that black mother fucker ran twenty four blocks.
Comment By: Dustin
July 17th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I’m a mean mother fucker,
And a Hell of a Man,I was walking through the Jungle with my dick in my hand,That’s when I saw a Girl up a coconut tree and She said “Man,let my pussy be”.
I lined a hundred Girls up against a wall and I’ll bet a hundred dollars I could fuck em all,I fucked 98 till my balls turned blue and I whacked and jacked off and I Fucked the other two.
And when I died I went to Hell and I fucked Satan’s daughter and I fucked Her well,and on my tombstone written in cream say’s “here lays the body of the Fucking machine”.
A young Dustin heard this from an older kid named Brad in the early 80′s.