Comments on: Mother Fucker

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:08:19 +0000

Heard that in the early 80′s sometime around fourth grade in a tiny town in southeast Texas. That’s exactly how I heard it, word for word.

By: rcrc

rcrc — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 16:28:20 +0000

I learned it in the mid 1970′s in Central Florida as:

“Hey mother-fucker, you know who I mean
You motherfucking titty-sucking two balled bitch
your father’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
and your sister’s on the phone saying pussy for sale”

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 02:01:42 +0000

The way I heard it was this:
Mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch. That ring around your pussy makes your asshole itch. Don’t talk about your mother, she’s a good old soul, football titties and rubber asshole.

By: Nellie

Nellie — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:53:36 +0000

wow I havent heard that song since…uumm around 1974..Yes im old school..lol..we sung it like daves comment..but we were little bad asses and thought we knew what the hell we were sing about..the ending of the song was.. “Your sister on the corner selling pussy for sale..I heard it on the movie I rent named Paul..I laughed my ass off when I heard it.. my 28 year old thought it was the shit!!

By: Buckets

Buckets — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 04:30:16 +0000

haha, in rhode island in the early 80′s i learned it this way:

you’re a goddamn motherfuckin’ titty bum bitch
your papa’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mama’s in the kitchen cookin’ red hot shit
your sister’s just around the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy for sale

By: eric

eric — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 02:10:11 +0000

The version i heard in the early 80s was ‘Motha fuckin tittty suckin two balled bitch, with a ring around ya pussy that makes ya ass itch!’…5th grade was great!…lmao

By: big jeff

big jeff — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 04:13:50 +0000

your a peanut butter, mother fucker two balled bitch, your mother is in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your daddy’s in jail, your brother in hell and your sister is on the corner yelling pussy for sale!!!!!!

By: in my prime

in my prime — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:58:49 +0000

it was goddam mother fucker a two balled bitch your daddy got drunk and run off in a ditch now hes in jail you mommas sellin pussy for his bail your all going straight to hell

By: in my prime

in my prime — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:47:15 +0000

when I was young and in my prime
i used to jack off all the time now i’m older I’ve got more sense
I use a bullet hole in a brb wire fence.

grade school 1970′s

By: Freddie's Dead

Freddie's Dead — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 00:35:43 +0000

In Detroit back in the late 1960s it went:

Mother fucker, tittie sucker two-balled bitch,
Your mother’s got a pussy like a 226
Your father’s got a dick like a 229
Listen mother fucker don’t you talk about mine!