Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
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January 14th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
You have it wrong. Here is the correct version:
Cocksucker mother fucker two balled bitch. Every time she passes my two ball itch.
April 18th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
You have it wrong as well. It’s “mother fucker titty sucker two time bitch, every time i look at you my two balls itch.
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
We always called each other “Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch” in grade school. I don’t know where it ever came from.
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow. Wow. Haven’t heard that in ages.
But my young ears parsed:
Mother fucking titty sucking doo-ball bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
Your daddy’s in jail raising a whole lotta hell
And your sister’s on the corner saying “My pussy’s for sale!”
August 17th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I learned it as:
Motha fucka titty sucka two ball bitch.
Your motha’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit.
Your dad’s in jail, fuckin for bail.
Your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale.
September 18th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Evidently, there’s multiple versions of the little ditty. I learned it in grade school as:
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
Going ’round the corner sucking people’s dicks
Mama’s in the the kitchen making red hot shit.
Can’t remember the rest.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:51 pm
OMFG!! The 1st time I heard that was in fuckin’ grade school in 1979 from this kid named Virgilio. He leaned over to me, and whispered the whole thing into my ear and as soon as I heard it the 1st time, I was like, “Say that again!!”. After the 2nd time of hearing it all the way through, it stuck in my head like it had been forged into my mind, hehe!! The version I heard was as follows:
Mutha Fucka, Tittie Sucka, Two Balled Bitch!! Your Mommas’ in the kitchen cookin’ Red Hot Shit!! You Brothas’ in Jail, Your Daddys’ in Hell, Your Sisters’ on the corner singing, “Pussy For Saaaaaaale!!”
January 10th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Seriously? Who are these kids that tell other kids this shit? And where did they hear it from? I never told anyone about it.
Mother fuckin’ titty suckin’ two ball bitch
You got a ping pong ass like a son of a bitch. (yeah, rhyme with the same word. nice job, kid. ya blew it.)
your daddy’s in jail,
your brother’s in hell,
your sister’s ’round the corner saying “pussy for sale.”
What a lovely person who came up with that one.
January 15th, 2011 at 8:13 am
I recall this going back to the 70s in Staten Island.
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:18 am
everyone has their own version.
April 20th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
i’m 26, i’m from Brooklyn, and I grew up saying “mother fucker titty sucker, two time bitch, every time I look at you my two balls itch”
no Idea where i heard it, but i was definitely too young to be saying things like that, I distinctly remember going home and asking my mother in 4th grade”whats a faggot? and Whats a nigger?” and she almost smacked the words right out my mouth, but thought better of it and explained the horrors of bigotry to me right there…
April 20th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
In Detroit back in the late 1960s it went:
Mother fucker, tittie sucker two-balled bitch,
Your mother’s got a pussy like a 226
Your father’s got a dick like a 229
Listen mother fucker don’t you talk about mine!
June 7th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
when I was young and in my prime
i used to jack off all the time now i’m older I’ve got more sense
I use a bullet hole in a brb wire fence.
grade school 1970’s
June 7th, 2011 at 8:58 pm
it was goddam mother fucker a two balled bitch your daddy got drunk and run off in a ditch now hes in jail you mommas sellin pussy for his bail your all going straight to hell
July 12th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
your a peanut butter, mother fucker two balled bitch, your mother is in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your daddy’s in jail, your brother in hell and your sister is on the corner yelling pussy for sale!!!!!!
August 21st, 2011 at 7:10 pm
The version i heard in the early 80s was ‘Motha fuckin tittty suckin two balled bitch, with a ring around ya pussy that makes ya ass itch!’…5th grade was great!…lmao
August 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 pm
haha, in rhode island in the early 80’s i learned it this way:
you’re a goddamn motherfuckin’ titty bum bitch
your papa’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mama’s in the kitchen cookin’ red hot shit
your sister’s just around the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy for sale
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
wow I havent heard that song since…uumm around 1974..Yes im old school..lol..we sung it like daves comment..but we were little bad asses and thought we knew what the hell we were sing about..the ending of the song was.. “Your sister on the corner selling pussy for sale..I heard it on the movie I rent named Paul..I laughed my ass off when I heard it.. my 28 year old thought it was the shit!!
September 20th, 2011 at 7:01 pm
The way I heard it was this:
Mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch. That ring around your pussy makes your asshole itch. Don’t talk about your mother, she’s a good old soul, football titties and rubber asshole.
September 25th, 2011 at 9:28 am
I learned it in the mid 1970’s in Central Florida as:
“Hey mother-fucker, you know who I mean
You motherfucking titty-sucking two balled bitch
your father’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
and your sister’s on the phone saying pussy for sale”
January 11th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Heard that in the early 80’s sometime around fourth grade in a tiny town in southeast Texas. That’s exactly how I heard it, word for word.
February 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 am
Mother Fucker Tittie Sucker Two Balled Bitch
Your Momma and your Daddy out diggin’ a ditch
Your Sister round the corner shotin’ dice
and your brothers in the bathtub pickin’ lice
thats how we did it in Houston 78-82
February 16th, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I grew up in Simi Valley, CA and I’m 41 born in 1970 and it is cemented in my brain and it goes like this:
God dam mother fuckin two ball bitch, mommas in the kitchen makin red hot shit, fathers at work, brothers in jail, sisters on the street singin pussy for sale!!!!
February 16th, 2012 at 2:46 pm
I was watchin the movie Paul when Jason Bateman said titty suckin two ball bitch, when his pisols clip was empty and had to reload!! The flood gates opened and I could not believe I could still recite it after 33 years
April 27th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Well, here on the west coast of the U.S.(So. Cal.), back in the early to mid-70’s, the version I learned went:
“Ya mother(“mutha”)-fuckin’, titty-suckin’, too-tom* bitch! Goin”round the corner(to) get yer black-assed kitch**!”
* “too-tom” meant – “butch”, or “overly masculine” to us in those days. &
** “kitch”, (of course), meant “pussy”.
This; being probably the most crude, gross, racially incorrect, and obscenely horrid little bits of “poetry”(?) to come from my youth, that I can still remember to this day. (I think I’d be much better off being able to ‘forget’ it, actually.) (Maybe I should have said: “that still haunts me”, instead of: “that I can still remember”, there. Hmm.) Lol
May 31st, 2012 at 12:26 pm
South Central L.A. (early 70’s), I heard it as:
Mama’s in the kitchen cookin’ rice
Daddy’s outside shootin’ dice
Brother’s in the backyard raisin’ hell
And sister’s on the corner sayin’ “pussy for sale”
June 29th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
i remember it like this: mother fuckin’, titty suckin’, two balled bitch. your mama’s in the kitchen cooking’ red-hot shit. your brother’s in jail, your father’s in jail, your brother went to hell, and your sister’s at the corner with her pussy for sale.
June 29th, 2012 at 5:28 pm
i remember it like this: mother fuckin’, titty suckin’, two balled bitch. your mama’s in the kitchen cookin’ red-hot shit. your father’s in jail, your brother went to hell, and your sister’s at the corner with her pussy for sale.
July 1st, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Glendale/Burbank, California 1970 version: “Motherfuckin’, titty-sucking two-ball bitch. You’re momma’s in the kitchen cookin’ red-hot shit. Your brother’s in jail, you’re daddy’s in hell, your sister’s on the corner shoutin’ pussy for sale.”
August 15th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
The way I heard it is
Mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch,
Got a ring around my titty like a peppermint stick.
My daddy’s in jail, mommas in hell, sisters on the corner with some pussy for sale
August 20th, 2012 at 6:51 am
Maryland, USA in the early 80s we said:
Two balled bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cookin animal shit (first mention I’ve seen of this variant)
Your brother’s in jail
Your father’s in hell
Your sister’s on the corner sayin “pussy for sale”
September 5th, 2012 at 9:18 pm
You’re a mother fuckin’ titty suckin’
two balled bitch with a ping pong pussy
And a rubber dick
Your mama’s in jail, your daddy’s in hell
Your sisters on the corner sayin pussy for sale
September 10th, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Motherfucker titty sucker two-balled bitch, ya got boobs like a bomb from a B-36, cry so much ’cause I cut ya so low, ya got a ping pong pussy and a rubber ass hole.
September 15th, 2012 at 8:22 pm
U.S. Army base Heidleburg Germany … gradeschool Circa 1970/71 it was:
Motherfucker titty sucker blue-balled bitch…yo mamas in the kitchen cooking your favorite shit…yo daddys in jail raising hell…and yo sisters on the street selling pussy for sale.
September 20th, 2012 at 11:52 am
My version, from Claremont, CA circa 1972
” mother fuckin tittie sucking two balled bitch,
yo mamas in the kitchen cookin red hot shit,
ya daddy’s is dead, your brothers in jail,
your sisters on the corner saying
pussy for sale, pussy for sale,
how bout buyin some pussy for sale”
(repeat last 2 lines, ad infinitum)
The last line I added, being the little musician I was back then, even tried to put music to it, can still remember the melody…..
October 7th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Dickinson, TX. Third Grade 1991: I’m a Mother Fuckin’ Titty Suckin” Two Balled Bitch. My Momma’s in the Kitchen cookin’ Red Hot Dicks. My Daddy’s in Jail, My Brother’s in Hell. My Sister’s on the corner sayin’ Pussy 4 Sale!
I learned some other stuff too.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:05 pm
you motha fuckin two timin bich
yo momma in the kitchen cookin red hot tits
yo daddy in jail suckin some dick
yo brotha in the hall fuckin the wall
November 12th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Fascinating discussion. I, too, learned this in the late 1970s in elementary school. But like everyone here, I heard it a bit differently:
Mother fucking titty sucking two balled bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
Your daddy’s in jail
Your brother’s in hell
Your sister’s ’round the corner yellin’ tits for sale
December 2nd, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Oregon version, early 90s:
Ya mother-fucking titty-sucking two balled bitch, your mothers in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your daddys in hell, your brothers in jail, your sisters on the corner yelling pussy for sale
January 8th, 2013 at 10:11 pm
i grew up to 94-99 ..you mother fuckin titty suckin too balled bitch ya mamas in the kitchin but cant cook shit ya sister’s in the bathroom suckin ya daddy’s dick your brother’s behind dick inside her squrt squrt squrtin her clit your cats on the sofa lickin ya dog dick…
January 28th, 2013 at 1:28 am
Ok my version… Mother fuckin, titty suckin two ball bitch, with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick.” how do we all know this?
February 15th, 2013 at 3:55 am
We have all heard it all kidda ways
Now here’s a new one str8 from hood
Wrenched Memphis my way
Motha fukin titty suckin two balled bitch
Ma’s in da kichin cookin up sum dat cloud
9 shit; Pops in hell, big bro sittin n jail
Lil sis on da cona sling pussy fo bail
February 15th, 2013 at 3:57 am
Slingin pussy fo bail
Damn an iPhone fa knowin nuttin
March 7th, 2013 at 10:11 am
In the 80s this is how i learned it. In rural Missouri.
You mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch,
your mamas in the kitchen cookin red hot shit,
your daddys in jail raising all kinds a hell,
And your around the corner singin pussies for sale.
March 11th, 2013 at 3:27 pm
i thought it was
mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch
with a ping pong pussy like a son of a bitch
March 12th, 2013 at 10:33 pm
you a peanut butter mother fucker two balled bitch, your mother is in the kitchen cooking red hot shit,your daddies in jail,your brothers in hell and your sister on the corner yelling pussy for sale!!!!
April 12th, 2013 at 8:06 pm
I heard it in the btown manner projects mother f****** titty suckin to ball b**** you got a ring around your p**** like a son of a b****
May 4th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
LOL..All ya’ll wrong!..
I was just thinking about this old limerick from the 70’s! This was the original version.
Peanut Butter motherfucka, two time bitch, you getcha ass kicked, my name is T. T. Tucker, Im’a bad motherfucka. Didn’t I see yo mama in the kitchen cookin’ rice, yo daddy round the corner shotin’ dice, brother in jail, rasin’ hell, while yo sista round the corn’na saying, pussy for sell!..lol
May 4th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
Heck, my sister came in and said my version was wrong..LOL
I was just thinking about this old limerick from the 70′s! This was the original version.
Peanut Butter motherfucka, two tom bitch, you getcha ass kicked, Cause, I don’t play that shit, my name is T. T. Tucker, Im’a bad motherfucka. Didn’t I see yo mama in the kitchen cookin’ rice, yo daddy round the corner shotin’ dice, brother in jail, rasin’ hell, while yo sista round the corn’na saying, pussy for sell!.
May 29th, 2013 at 10:20 am
I’m from the South Georgia (Atlanta) and I remember this song/chant! Lol Our version went a little something like this: Peanut butter mother fucker two times a bitch you fuck with me you get yo’ ass kick, cause I don’t play that shit. My name is T.T Tucker, I’m a cool mother fucker and that’s it!
June 23rd, 2013 at 5:26 am
In England we used to say:
Hey motherfucker you four eyed bitch,
You’ve got a ring round your ass and a hole in your tits.
July 28th, 2013 at 7:55 am
In the early 80’s in Cleveland, OH it went like this:
You mother fucking, titty-sucking two balled bitch
Your momma’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
Your daddy’s in hell
Your brother’s in jail
and you sister’s on the street saying “pussy for sale”
It was a song I learned in 3rd or 4th grade and I remember it as a song people used when they were trying to challenge someone to fight. I distinctly remember about 5 4th grade guys surrounding another 4th grader after school, chanting it in unison as they pummeled him.
August 14th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
This is how we learned it in Idaho in the 90’s
You mother fuckin, titty suckin, 2 balled bitch, with your ping pong pussy and eating your mama’s shit.
Where did this originate???? We’re guessing George Carlton?
August 20th, 2013 at 12:06 am
I’ve wondered for years about how I heard this. I learned it in Ketchikan, Alaska in 1986
September 9th, 2013 at 10:05 pm
It’s been over 20 years for me, but this is how I remember it from when I was 6, lol.
“You mother fucking titty sucking two balled bitch, your mommas in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your daddys in jail getting fucked for bail, your brothers in hell humping a whale, your sisters outside yelling pussy for sale”
I am sure there are a hundred variations out there though
September 16th, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Y’all all wrong here is how it goes.
I’m a peanut butter muther fucker two time bitch, you mess with me and get your ass kicked.I’m a teen teen lover and a bad mother fucker so bitch don’t fuck with me so bitch don’t fuck with me . Ya mama got a pussy like a rattle snake. Ya daddy got a dick lick a 448 so bitch don’t fuck with me so bitch don’t fuck with me.
September 19th, 2013 at 3:06 pm
I grew up in Northeast Texas. (Texarkana in the late 70’s and early 80’s. It was back in , oh, I guess, ’81 and ’82 school year. (3rd grade) It went like this:
“Peanut butter motherfucker, two-time bitch.
Your mother’s in the kitchen cookin’ rabbit shit.
Your brother’s in jail, raisin’ hell,
And your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale. ”
Another song went like this, sung to a different tune:
“Your momma got some fonkee drawers.” (pronounced “draws”)
“Fonkee draws.”(Answer in duet fashion by second person)
“Stankin’ when she put em on.”
“Put ’em on.”
She threw ’em in the Pizza Hut.”
“And then the pizza started burnin up.”
November 20th, 2013 at 10:54 pm
I saw paul and it put me into shock to hear this when i learned it in 1970,how the hell does this get around the whole country.let alone all the way to England.
December 10th, 2013 at 1:39 pm
From an album by hip hop emcee Louis Logic:
“Cocksucker, motherfucker, blue-balled bitch
You probably spank your monkey to a Ru Paul flick.”
Logic is from Long Island, NY, iirc, and was probably born in the late 70s or early 80s.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:35 am
In Dallas, early 70’s, we sang this to Rockin Robin: mama’s in the kitchen cooking rice, daddy don’t think that’s very nice. Brothers in jail raising hell. Sister’s on the corner saying pussy for sale.. Rockin Robin, tweet.,,
December 28th, 2013 at 3:07 pm
cock suckin’ mother fuckin’ two-timin’ bitch
Ping-Pong pussy lickin’ 246
January 10th, 2014 at 8:36 pm
Austin Texas 1978 version:
Motherfucker, motherfucker son of a bitch, mommas in the kitchen cooking red hot shit,your daddys in jail,your brothers in hell, and your sisters on the corner with her pussy for sale.
January 22nd, 2014 at 4:37 pm
I love the comments above that start out with “No, you’re wrong. It goes…” like we’re fucking up a published poem or song. But, wow. This is so cool that this thread exists. My buddy and I (both in our early 40s) were just IMing rhymes like this back and forth that we remembered, and I totally stumped him with this one. The version I remember was more self deprecating (I’ve seen a couple other variations that are the same), not an insult directed at someone else, which is weird and actually made it really kind of dark, and a commentary on how badly life can turn out. Ha. I could be remembering it wrong or maybe the kid who told it to me hated himself. The first lines of a lot of the ones I’m seeing above make a lot more sense than my memory.
Titty fucker titty fucker two balled bitch.
Mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit.
Dad’s in hell.
Brother’s in jail.
Sister’s outside calling “Pussy for sale!”
January 26th, 2014 at 10:47 pm
I learned this in Idaho in the mid-80s. It stuck with me because it was the dirtiest thing I had ever heard! He’s my version:
Mother-fucking, titty-sucking, two-balled bitch!
Your mother’s in the kitchen eating bulldog shit!
Your father’s in jail.
Your brother’s in hell.
Your sister’s ’round the corner yellin’, “pussy for sale!”
February 21st, 2014 at 9:03 pm
i grew up in berkley michigan in the late 1970’s
i heard it like this:
two timin bitch
mamas in the kitchen
cookin red hot shit
daddys in hell
brothers in jail
sisters on the corner
havin pussy for sale
February 23rd, 2014 at 12:26 am
Until I saw the movie Paul, when Jason Bateman said “mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch”, I always thought my little brother made that little ditty up. It has stuck with me for years. I often fire off the rendition I was tought when I bust it or someone cuts me off on the road…etc It went:
“Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch, eve’r-time I see ya make my two balls itch. Your momma’s in jail fuckin for bail, sisters on the corner with her pussy for sale. Brothers busy suckin cock while your daddy’s with a hooker smokin on that crack rock”. Mid 80’s. Dallas, TX area…
March 5th, 2014 at 6:36 pm
I learned this one from my older stoner cousins in the late 70’s
Well God-Damn, sonofabitch, Momma’s round the corner eating red hot shit, Daddy’s in jail for raising hell, sister’s round the corner singing ‘pussy for sale!’
March 18th, 2014 at 3:48 pm
All ya’lls got it wrong. It goes like this:
Muthafuckah, titty suckah, two-balled bitch!
You got a ping pong titty and a rubbah dick!
And I hate to say it on my behalf, you got a ping pong titty and a rubbah ass!
April 2nd, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Dudes, this is how i remember it as a kid in northern california in the late 70’s early 80’s
“mother fuckin’ asshole, two balled bitch
you got a ping pong pussy like ah 246″
It’s stuck with me all my fuckin life
April 16th, 2014 at 6:09 am
Lots of versions of this, very different from the way I remember it. The 117ths Street, Queens version goes something like this:
You’re a cocksucker, motherfucker, two-balled bitch.
Every time I hear the words my balls are to twitch.
I hate to talk about your mother, but she’s in my class.
She’s got ping pong titties and a rubber ass.
If there’s more than that, I don’t remember it.
May 2nd, 2014 at 9:02 pm
This is how it really goes:
Mother Fucker Titty Sucker Two Ball Bitch,
You Got a Ping Pong Pussy Like A Son Of A Bitch!
Dad’s In Jail, Momma’s in Hail,
Sister Is On The Corner Saying Pussy For Sale!
May 10th, 2014 at 12:02 pm
1994 Long Island, NY version:
“Cocksuckin motherfuckin 2 balled bitch, every time I look at you my 2 balls itch!”
May 29th, 2014 at 3:37 am
This is what I heard mother fucker titty sucker 2 bomb bitch you can’t fuck your mamma because your 2 balls itch
June 1st, 2014 at 3:29 pm
The versions we had were
Cocksucker motherfucker two-timing bitch
Every time I think of you my two balls twitch. (or you got a ping-pong pussy like a 226).
July 1st, 2014 at 6:43 am
Peanut butter motherfuckin two balled bitch, ya
Mommas in tha kitchen cookin red hot shit
Ya brothas in jail ya daddy in heeeell yo sista
On da corner yellin pussy for Saaale
January 4th, 2015 at 7:22 am
That is funny that other people have heard this little song.. I have no clue where it came from, all iknow is that when i was a little kid, probably under 10 or so, i remember my female cousin saying this…
Cocksucker Motherfucker two time bitch
Everytime i look at you my two balls itch
I went in the wood’s and what did i see
A cocksuckin motherfucker tried to piss on me
He climbed a tree so i threw a rock at his cock
And the goddamn motherfucker did a belly flop
January 15th, 2015 at 11:19 pm
Lmfao my brother just told me that when I was like 9 i use to sing: mother fucker titty sucker asshole bitch.. into my little recorder. And my mom chased me around the house when she heard it… lmfao
January 17th, 2015 at 11:35 am
Mother fuckin’ titty suckin’ two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
Your father’s in the living room smoking grass
Your little sister’s in the corner picking her ass
February 13th, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Richmond, IN. Early 80’s
Goddamn mother fuck’n two balled bitch
Yo momma’s in the kitchen cook’n red hot shit
Yer brothers in the corner piss’n on the wall
Yer sisters in the bedroom fuck’n with the dog.
February 19th, 2015 at 5:20 pm
I’ll be damned…
this stupid ditty has been off and on stuck in my head since 1st grade,back in ’68. Near Hou.Tx.
A kid named Mikey said it the 1st time I heard it.
” I’m a mothafukin’ titty suckin’ three-balled bitch.
Mothers in the kitchen cookin’ red-hot shit.
Daddy’s in hell,brothers in jail,and sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale.”
March 17th, 2015 at 11:45 am
Back in Kalamazoo 70’s.. our version was..
Peanut Butter Muthafucka two time bitch..
You fuck around with me..
You’ll get your ass kicked…
March 20th, 2015 at 6:19 pm
Mother fucker titty sucker four-eyed bitch.
Your mama’s in da kitchen cookin’ red hot shit.
Your daddy’s in jail,
Brother’s in jail,
And your sista’s downtown yellin’ “pussy for sale!”
All the while doing jump rope…
April 14th, 2015 at 1:26 am
This is how I remember it from 88/89
Cock sucker muther fuckin two balled bitch, you gotta ping pong pussy like a Son-of-a-bitch. Thats all. nothing more.
April 26th, 2015 at 2:54 pm
La Puente, CA: 1980’s
Two timed Bitch,
Yo’ sister’s in jail,
Yo’ daddy’s in hell,
Yo’ mama’s in the kitchen saying,
“Pussy for Sale”
May 7th, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Circa 1970’s OKC went: “Motherfuckin’ titty suckin’ two-balled bitch! Mamma’s in the kithen cookin’ red-hot shit! Daddy’s in jail for raisin’ hell! Sister’s on the corner sayin’ pussy for sale!” I mean lol, and if you don’t think kids talk like that; just watch “South Park”.
May 28th, 2015 at 5:19 am
Is there a second verse of the song or even third?
July 3rd, 2015 at 11:50 am
Seattle early 70’s:
Cocksuckin’ motherfuckin’ two-balled bitch
Ring around the pussy made a poor man rich!
I still sing it and giggle
July 13th, 2015 at 1:23 am
In south Louisiana, in the mid 1970’s, I heard it like this: “Mother fucker, titty sucker, two-timing bitch. Your mother’s in the kitchen cooking strawberry shit…” That’s all I remember because I got in so much trouble for repeating it that I only recited it one time. I told it to the next door neighbor’s kids who then told their mom who then, of course, told my parents.
July 19th, 2015 at 8:41 pm
1985 Kansas city missouri
cock suckin,mother fuckin two balled bitch you got a ping pong pussy and two big tits
your daddys in jail your mommas in hell your sisters on the corner singin pussy for sale
July 29th, 2015 at 11:29 pm
Heard on a school bus in Seoul Korea 1987:
Motherfuckin titty suckin two ball bitch
Everytime I lick your puss my two balls itch
Ping pong pussy and a rubber dick.
I saw that same kid 15 years later and he had zero recollection of said rhyme, but I sure motherfuckin do!
August 15th, 2015 at 6:09 am
Late 80’s in NY:
Mother fucker, titi sucker, two times a bitch, every time I see you, my fuckin’ two balls itch!!
Oh the memories, LOL.
September 25th, 2015 at 9:37 pm
Chicago (Lincoln Park) around 1975:
Mother fuckin’ cock suckin’ two ball bitch
Two Ball Bitch would be a great name for a band
October 23rd, 2015 at 5:40 pm
Long Island, NY early 70’s
Cocksucker motherfucker two balled bitch.
Everytime I see her make my two balls itch.
Heard this from a guy named Gomez – so it must be the gold standard.
November 5th, 2015 at 6:35 pm
I heard this version as a kid in the in grade 5 year 1985
Cock sucking mother fucking two time bitch, everytime I think of you my two balls itch.
December 4th, 2015 at 3:58 pm
My version in new hampshire in the 70’s was. god dam motherfuckin two ball bitch every time i look at you my two balls itch
December 9th, 2015 at 8:45 pm
The version I remember from the Bay area in Northern California circa the late 70’s is as follows:
two ball bitch
ya got a ping pong pussy like ah 246*
your mother’s in hell
your daddy’s in jail
and your sister’s on the corner yellin’,
“Pussy for sale.”
* Curios if anyone knows what a 246 (or a 226 in another comment) is?
December 12th, 2015 at 8:35 pm
Cock sucking mother fucking two ball bitch can’t get a date cause your titties itch.
December 14th, 2015 at 12:04 am
Funny I heard the lesser known version where it is not “two balled” but “two time”. Upstate NY circa 1986.
Cocksucka muthafucka two time bitch. Everytime I look at you my two balls itch!.
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