Please feel free to leave your favorite versions of these rhymes and sayings in the comments of each post. Be sure to include your geographic location and approximate time you learned the rhyme.
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho
We always called each other “Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch” in grade school. I don’t know where it ever came from.
Comment By: Turd Burglar
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow. Wow. Haven’t heard that in ages.
But my young ears parsed:
Mother fucking titty sucking doo-ball bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
Your daddy’s in jail raising a whole lotta hell
And your sister’s on the corner saying “My pussy’s for sale!”
Comment By: jerz
August 17th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I learned it as:
Motha fucka titty sucka two ball bitch.
Your motha’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit.
Your dad’s in jail, fuckin for bail.
Your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale.
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Comment By: Bill P
January 14th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
You have it wrong. Here is the correct version:
Cocksucker mother fucker two balled bitch. Every time she passes my two ball itch.
Comment By: Sally Duke
April 18th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
You have it wrong as well. It’s “mother fucker titty sucker two time bitch, every time i look at you my two balls itch.
Comment By: Grub
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
We always called each other “Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch” in grade school. I don’t know where it ever came from.
Comment By: Turd Burglar
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow. Wow. Haven’t heard that in ages.
But my young ears parsed:
Mother fucking titty sucking doo-ball bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
Your daddy’s in jail raising a whole lotta hell
And your sister’s on the corner saying “My pussy’s for sale!”
Comment By: jerz
August 17th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I learned it as:
Motha fucka titty sucka two ball bitch.
Your motha’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit.
Your dad’s in jail, fuckin for bail.
Your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale.